Say no to Oso

Today my offspring and I were watching cartoons. Special Agent Oso came on, a show in which a bear flies around helping kids do menial tasks. As Oso got his "special assignment", he asked the viewers if they can help him on his special assignment. My offspring screamed "NO!" and threw a balloon at the TV. He was in no mood for Oso's shenanigans.

Muah!

Today as I was getting ready to go out, my offspring pushed past me to see himself in the mirror. He introduced himself to his reflection - "Hi, I'm Chase." - and then proceeded to kiss and lick his reflection for the next 15 minutes.

Rawr means 'I love you' in dinosaur

Today my offspring saw me put a slushie in the freezer. He went in his room and grabbed his giant dinosaur (its about 2 feet tall), dragged it over to the fridge and climbed up. He tried opening the freezer and hit himself in the forehead with the freezer door, so he closed it again. He tries 2 more times with the same results. The fourth time, he leans back and the freezer door clears his head, but he lost his balance on his dinosaur and fell. I rewarded him with slushie for his valiant effort.