Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Say no to Oso

Today my offspring and I were watching cartoons. Special Agent Oso came on, a show in which a bear flies around helping kids do menial tasks. As Oso got his "special assignment", he asked the viewers if they can help him on his special assignment. My offspring screamed "NO!" and threw a balloon at the TV. He was in no mood for Oso's shenanigans.

Friday, 17 June 2011


Today as I was getting ready to go out, my offspring pushed past me to see himself in the mirror. He introduced himself to his reflection - "Hi, I'm Chase." - and then proceeded to kiss and lick his reflection for the next 15 minutes.

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Rawr means 'I love you' in dinosaur

Today my offspring saw me put a slushie in the freezer. He went in his room and grabbed his giant dinosaur (its about 2 feet tall), dragged it over to the fridge and climbed up. He tried opening the freezer and hit himself in the forehead with the freezer door, so he closed it again. He tries 2 more times with the same results. The fourth time, he leans back and the freezer door clears his head, but he lost his balance on his dinosaur and fell. I rewarded him with slushie for his valiant effort.

Monday, 13 June 2011


Today my offspring spent the morning playing with the Iphone on the couch.  Boring baby is boring

Sunday, 12 June 2011


Today my offspring spent about 10 mins trying to eat the picture of a chip on the outside of the chip bag

Friday, 10 June 2011

Flashing lights

Today I bought my offspring one of those light-up spinning globes and then went into the kitchen to make dinner.  He looked around to see if anyone was looking and then started licking the globe. When he saw me looking he stopped mid lick and looked embarrassed.

Mystery Solved

I got a text from my babysitter the other night.  When asked where his diapers were my offspring responded with "In my pants, with my penis"
Submitted by Amber